Jesus Christ Walks - Kanye West vs Brand New

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patrickcassels:

I was in an empty room when I saw this and still laughed out loud. The stroke of genius was resisting the urge to call it “What’s Eating Pizza.”

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theringleaderr:

This is my favorite show ever, ugh.

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me, today. Don’t girls usually take pictures of themselves in changing rooms? this doesn’t count because I bought the jacket.

so true

twentypercentcooler:

“You are a computer salesman — I am fucking JAMES BOND.”

Sean Connery responds to Steve Jobs’ attempt to get him to be the Mac spokesman.

I sincerely hope this is real

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More from the Hoverbike

thewintermute:

Hoverbike

Nope, it’s not a bicycle version of the Hoverboard. Instead, the Hoverbike ($TBA) is a motorcycle-like ultralight aircraft that’s powered by a flat twin 4-stroke. You ride the thing like a motorcycle, including handlebar-based speed and direction control, and thanks to its custom carbon fiber propellers, frame, driveshafts, and seat, you should be able to make it almost 100 miles between fuel-ups. Oh, and did we mention it can reach altitudes of 10,000 feet plus? Yeah, that too. Expect to see one in the friendly skies near you just as soon as they can ensure that the thing won’t accidentally crash and kill you.

I would sell most of my toes for this

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xriccix:

RIP.

gutted

themonkeysyouordered:

Our office is in a subway car now.

why is it just me that finds these funny?

xgemmax:

truth x 10

i wasn’t shocked, i was looking forward to some baby

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